belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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