im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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