On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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