DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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