So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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