went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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