He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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