doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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