i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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