suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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