Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Never underestimate the power of titties
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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