nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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