btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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