Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
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