i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
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I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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