So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
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I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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