awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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