I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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