I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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