i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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