no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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