whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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