I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize