We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My vagina just recognized that song.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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