Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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