I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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