is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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