scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I checked into jail on foursquare
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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