1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Green mimosas i think yes
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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