I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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