Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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