You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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