NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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