jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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