I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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