I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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