So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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