Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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