Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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