How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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