I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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