Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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