is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Randomize
