I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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