GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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