You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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