look no pants
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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