just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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