i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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