break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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