It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
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They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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