the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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