woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
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He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.