The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty