I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!