yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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